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apparently a teen in brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. so…41 guys…that’s the limit.
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what if you walked outside your door to see that kid dancing to “starships”
what would you do
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america: 1
UK: 0
the queen
wow your queen has her panties in a bunch
probably because her tea was too salty
you know
AFTER WE THREW IT IN THE BOSTON HARBOr
We spell it colour here too.
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Forehead kisses are the most innocent gestures of affection that can be shared. At least, that’s how I see it. Consider it next time when you’re with your significant other.
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Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]
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Everybody wants to follow what they see on tumblr. Swag jackers.
I don’t vent to just anyone.
When I vent to you, feel special. It takes so much for me to tell you what’s on my mind and how I’m feeling. But if you act like you’re uninterested, I’ll just stop venting to you. I want someone who would be willing to listen, not someone who thinks they have something better to do. I don’t care if you have “lame” advice or no advice at all, I just want you to be all ears.
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- house phone rings
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- house phone stops
